break the rules
no gods no kings no masters
i thought it said “no gods no kings no hamsters” and i was ready to call bullshit
marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography
With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.
this show never fails me
this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls
then i saw them again
This is it
This my favourite post
I was not fucking ready